I couldn't help but think someone in my immediate family would do this for $10
Monday, May 23, 2011
Enjoy the Little Things
I couldn't help but think someone in my immediate family would do this for $10
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Zombie Apocolypse
Ok, so some guy is saying that the world is gonna end on Saturday. Cool beans. Just got my degree and everything and gonna get roasted by the rapture. What shitty luck. Even if the rapture doesn't happen, it got me thinking of a zombie apocalypse. No amount of video games and movies could possibly prepare me for the mental strain and paranoia associated with a friggin Zombie Apocalypse. There would be so much to do and so much to prepare. Though I initially thought it would be fun to have anything at my disposal to use such as fortifying my house and loading up with a room full of ammo. This would depend however on what type of zombie we are talking about. I would like to touch upon these types of zombies.
1. I am Legend Zombies
OK. First kind is the one from I am Legend. Smart as hell, pretty damn fast, but their weakness in UV rays from the sun. This would be pretty interesting yet ridiculously scary. I could grill some burgers during the day and feed the ducks by the pond if I wanted. But come nightfall, I'm def. chillin in a bathtub like Will Smith did.
- Advantage: Fortify house and hunt for supplies during the day with no chance of getting caught off guard by a zombie (for the most part)
- Disadvantage: At night, my house would have to be secure as hell. I want guns in the fridge, guns in the bathroom. Barbed wire and Steel doors. Can't be too careful!
2. 28 Days Later/28 Weeks Later Zombies
Probably the worst of the worst. These guys/gals wander for days and weeks looking for any sign of human life. God help you if they spot you too cus they can run the 100 meter dash faster than Ussain Bolt himself. (Imagine him as a zombie? Friggin nuts scary!) Once you're caught too, you get demolished and eaten alive...Not the best way to go either.
- Advantage: If you survive long enough you may just live to see the zombie population die off. You would need to be in a remote location though, like in Vermont or something. How about a ski resort? You got your hot cocoa and ski lifts. Shootin zombies from the chairlift and then eating clam chowder at the summit lodge. Sick life.
- Disadvantage: You are constantly hiding and have to be in great shape to outrun these suckers. finding supplies would be life threatening and scary as hell.
3. Shaun of the Dead Zombies
You're pretty much in the clear and are gonna have a good time if you get these kind of zombies. You can be a fat-ass and still out run these guys. They are slow moving and dumb, and also easy to disable.
- Advantage: Getting supplies and weapons would be easy as outrunning a turtle. With enough ammo, you could easily build a nasty defense shelter and take the zombie world by storm
- Disadvantage: If they do find your home base, they will all group together and stay there. They don't wander too much.
I hope none of you think I'm crazy for blogging about this, but instead thank me for it. People have fire escape plans and tornado warning procedures...so why not a Zombie Apocolypse scenario?
Day 2 - A.G. (After Graduation)
Everything is cold.
Someone shut off the electricity and running water.
I've been sleeping in a hammock outside since Sunday
I'm down to my last can of Spam
Is it weird of me to compare post-graduate life to a post-apocalyptic life? Eh. could be worse. Unless there were zombies of course....Which in that case I would buy this house to live in...
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| Yup....that's a drawbridge! |
I think a zombie post is long overdue. Maybe I'll write one tomorrow. In the meantime send all job offers to bmckeon389@gmail.com. Thanks!
Monday, May 9, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Powerpoint King
Just learned how to embed Youtube videos into a Powerpoint.
+1 for Bryan, #WINNING
Other kids in class can't compete!
+1 for Bryan, #WINNING
Other kids in class can't compete!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Chilly
Why is it always 10 degrees colder in MA?
It might as well be winter here.34 degrees tonight. Bonfire weather? No. That's "holy crap I have to make a fire just to survive this friggin cold" kinda fire. Ya know?
Warm weather is such a little tease too. I practically got a sunburn driving up the Mass Pike today and it wouldn't be the first time that that has happened.
NY State of Mind
I feel bad. I've had a solid decade of winning. Did I deserve it? Maybe. I'm talking about sports.
I went to Beechmont tonight to meet up with some people for the hell of it, but the Rangers game overshadowed everything. When I last checked, the Rangers were up 3-0 and I was a little impressed. I'm not too into hockey and I am a fair weather Bruins fan but I was pretty sure these guys could hold a 3 goal lead going into the 3rd period. By the time I got to the bar, it was tied. Oh to be a Rangers fan. Apparently it sucks. I don't know what they expect though. They are the 7 seed if I remember correctly. They shouldn't be having an easy time with a much better 2 seed.
The only thing I feel I can compare it to would be the Celtics before the big 3. They would make the playoffs every year for the most part but it was always one of the hardest things to do. Once we were in the playoffs we always had to play a much better and higher seed. For a solid few years I had to watch and pray that Antoine Walker could hit the last shot or Peirce could save the day. It never worked out though.
Back to the Rangers though. The fans are pretty damn dedicated, and I'm not gonna lie, I wanted the Rangers to win. I don't really consider them a NY sports team even though they are probably like the Yankees of the NHL (Not in a #WINNING way though....ya dig?) I guess this a sympathy blog for a team that couldn't finish the job and will probably end up losing to series as they usually do (apparently). Good thing I like the Bruins. Maybe they can take it this year, who knows? Ya know?
Easter Break has begun. Get it
I went to Beechmont tonight to meet up with some people for the hell of it, but the Rangers game overshadowed everything. When I last checked, the Rangers were up 3-0 and I was a little impressed. I'm not too into hockey and I am a fair weather Bruins fan but I was pretty sure these guys could hold a 3 goal lead going into the 3rd period. By the time I got to the bar, it was tied. Oh to be a Rangers fan. Apparently it sucks. I don't know what they expect though. They are the 7 seed if I remember correctly. They shouldn't be having an easy time with a much better 2 seed.
The only thing I feel I can compare it to would be the Celtics before the big 3. They would make the playoffs every year for the most part but it was always one of the hardest things to do. Once we were in the playoffs we always had to play a much better and higher seed. For a solid few years I had to watch and pray that Antoine Walker could hit the last shot or Peirce could save the day. It never worked out though.
Back to the Rangers though. The fans are pretty damn dedicated, and I'm not gonna lie, I wanted the Rangers to win. I don't really consider them a NY sports team even though they are probably like the Yankees of the NHL (Not in a #WINNING way though....ya dig?) I guess this a sympathy blog for a team that couldn't finish the job and will probably end up losing to series as they usually do (apparently). Good thing I like the Bruins. Maybe they can take it this year, who knows? Ya know?
Easter Break has begun. Get it
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Cruise Control
Hoping for the best
Let's get the remainder of this semester on cruise control.
Here's a video of a ticklish penguin. Right up my alley. It would be beyond cool to have a pet penguin to chill at your apartment right? I think so...
Let's get the remainder of this semester on cruise control.
Here's a video of a ticklish penguin. Right up my alley. It would be beyond cool to have a pet penguin to chill at your apartment right? I think so...
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